Okay so I started off my life as any infant does, I body-boarded. Yes I did. Those days are long gone now, so while I prefer to have serious(ish) discussions, drink beer, pay a mortgage and to feel fiberglass under my feet, I can't help but tip the hat to my dick dragging brethren sometimes.
Don't get me wrong, I have nothing but love for those that choose the drag, but in the correct place. Sponges belong in dark, hollow water holes getting pitted off their faces and that, ladies and gents, is what I proudly present to you. Total annihilation.
It doesn't matter what you ride, as long as you are getting barrelled or being blown to pieces trying. Spongers of the tube, we salute you.